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Let's try and keep this forum to at least a PG-13 rating. I'm going to start this forum out with a "would ya rather?". OH! No wepons, and you are in their own habit.
Would ya rather swim with a shark...but having to cut your left foot first, or punch a Gorilla in the nuts?
Now I have in mind that there are no winners in this game. I am finished either way. I guess it all depends on how fast, or in what way I would like to leave this world. If I would have to make a decision, I'd probably punch the gorilla in the nuts. It would be funny for a second at least. Much more entertaining than cutting my foot and jumping into the ocean with a shark. Punching anything in the nuts would be funny...don't lie, you'd laugh if you had the opportunity to do so...even the thought of punching a gorilla in the nuts if funny enough.
You now have the conch!.. |
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KING KONG IN THE BIG SWEATY ASS NUTS... I'd give him the sweet snookafly snookum...GOODNIGHT |
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How about we stop messing around with animals and just play some frizzzzbizzzle?
p.s. i'd dirty the monkey |
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Ya thats a hot monkey! I'd let him toss me a around  |
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Wouldyarather,
A: Go Ho knowing that smokin' yourself into the bleechers is definate, in order to D a disc early in a game
B: Let the pass through, let them score, it's early in the game no need to get hurt
Personally, I take the L.O.D. to hell with the bleechers and know that that pass won't be attempted again while I'M on the filed! |
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L.O.D Baby! The bleachers would just have to learn to stay the hell out of my way. The offensive team is not getting my disc, and neither are those damn bleachers. BOOYA!!..hahaha
*my back hurts* :-\ |
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now would that monkey be on the bleachers? cause i think he'd still be pissed from our last altercation. |
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| Andrew wrote: | | now would that monkey be on the bleachers? cause i think he'd still be pissed from our last altercation. |
No. Gorillas don't like the city. |
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| have you not seen king kong? that monkey had a ball of a good time. |
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Yeah, untill he was filled with 7000 pounds of lead and fell 75 stories to his death!...he made an example for all gorillas that might decide to wonder into town.
Alicia Cuthbert or Jessica Alba?
for the ladies: Steve Martin or John Candie? |
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Two things...
First.... What if this gorilla is female?
Second... What kind of choices for guys is that? |
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hahahah, alright alright. New contestants for the ladies:
The spanish dude from that's 70's show or the Tim dude from M/M VJ search?
And the only female gorilla I ever knew was my high school biology teacher. 
Alright, that's not very nice..I'm just kiddin' around. You shouldnt hit girls. So, no female gorilla option. |
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so if the monkey is getting it on with alba and cuthbert, who do we have left? martin and candie?.... it seems like no matter what i do this monkey is either beating me up or stealing my women
p.s. i take candie, i want to be able to cuddle |
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So... If originally the gorilla was male, but turned female, would you still try to hit "it" in the junk? If it was attacking you, would you use your car for your defense?
There were so many things i could have said but this was the closest to PG 13 that I could get..
oh by the way... who is tim from MM  if thats that stupid show looking for the VJ, (that sucked) id have to go with the spanish dude from the 70's show....
I am also offended that you wouldnt choose "the Hoffman" as one of our options... LOL
ANYWAYS...
Would You Rather.... get attacked by a monkey/gorilla or spend time with some inlaws watching martha stewart bake something???
(if you answered yes to using the car for your defense before.. its not applicable in this situation)
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| OH YEAH.... IF you like your inlaws or dont have any inlaws... you can substitute inlaws for the HS biology teacher |
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| I think that being attacked by a monkey or a gorilla would be WAY more fun than watching Martha Stewart with ANYBODY... |
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Hey now, Martha is a bad ass now that she's been in the cage! Not to mention you MAY be able to talk your inlaw to making you whatever she's cookin'....uh...all in this time I'd be droppin' the kid's off at the pool and playing poker on my cell phone. So yeah, the inlaw option. Just make the most of it...everyone loves Martha's cake.......CHEESE CAKE DAMN IT!
OH! about the Hoff...how can you put anyone else in the same league as him? It was a no brainer, so I didnt think it was fair to the rest of the competition out there....
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Alright, so I scared people with the John Tesh comment. I'm sorry. Moving right along..
make your way across a pool of earwigs or spend the night at Micheal Jacksons house?
"There are no winners in this game"..muahahahahaha! |
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the pool of earwigs is probably owned by MJ..
Ill take john Tesh LOL |
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HAHAHAHA!!  the Mighty John Tesh strikes again! |
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I'm going to go with the ear wigs...
Here's one: Would you rather get everywhere by crawling, or have to stand on your hands when you are stationary? |
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| Ooooh, good one! There is no doubt in my mind that I would have to stand on my hands when stationary. Although Canada's wonderland would be bull shit, you'd be the hand stand champion of the world! |
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question???
since we normally stand on our own two feet and gravity pulls all of our weight downwards... If you were to stand on your hands all the time, would your weight shift back up...down...reverse???
Would you rather walk on your hands at the monkey zoo or crawl around the earwig pool?
hmmm... what would johnny teshy do ?? LOLOLOLOL |
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